Thu 27 Dec 2007
Weight Loss and Dog Poo
Posted by Brad under Fat Loss
Dear Friend,
(Make sure to read about my new “miracle” product at the end of this post)
Have you heard about the huge uproar with Hoodia?
Well, it’s supposedly this miraculous weight loss product that’s been getting mucho news coverage and is highly touted for it’s ability to blunt the appetite of the person that is taking it.
If you haven’t figured it out by now… I am not a big fan… for a couple of reasons.
1. Until the news and every other publication starts to relate “fat loss” to these products, we’ll never have a society that truly understands “weight loss”
2. Since when is losing “weight” aka “body fat” about not eating? I don’t know many people that have a problem eating too much food. If anything, they eat too little and only one time per day (which is a metabolism killer).
3. Also, since it is technically a plant and is a naturally occurring supplement, the contents aren’t regulated by the government. Now, this in itself isn’t bad… but the fact that you may not be getting any of the active ingredient in your bottle is!
4. I haven’t seen a single bodybuilder in the world use hoodia to drop body fat levels for a competition. Call me crazy but if a person that is dropping body fat (with only a small amount of muscle mass leaving as well) isn’t using it… I don’t think I want to give it a go. In general, the bodybuilding community has been decades ahead of the rest of the world on diet manipulation. If you’d really like to get an idea of how to eat, grab a bodybuilding magazine. After all, their bodies are their job!
5. And here’s the kicker. The rights to the development of the active ingredient in hoodia (p57) were purchased by Phizer a few years ago. They paid over 21 million to get them. Guess what? They GAVE THE RIGHTS BACK. Phizer spent 21 million bucks for the rights to developing a drug compound based on the active ingredient in Hoodia and obviously DID NOT SEE the use in continuing.
Now, we can conjecture all we want about why Phizer gave the rights back. But, for all practical purposes… who cares why. I just care that they DID after spending 21 mil on it.
It must not be worth it. Period.
Here is a diagram of why not eating is a horrible way of losing weight (care of the Fat Loss Black Book)

This diagram shows the exact reason that most people fail when it comes to “diet” or “getting ripped”.
This is also the reason that hoodia will not work in the long term.
One more red flag with hoodia: The real stuff is expensive.
If you see any hoodia supplements out there that are cheap… they aren’t real… period. Of course, if you read my review, you know why.
But, as always, I have a better option for you.
You see, I’ve seen the light and I figure I’m going to ditch telling everyone the truth about this industry and just jump on the bandwagon. (read commercial below)
Super-Exotic Dog Poo!
Dear Friend,Have you ever thought that if you could just stop eating, that the pounds would just drop off of you? Well, you’re not alone.
You see, just last year, I was in the same predicament as you. Except I was over 100 lbs overweight… and I lost it all in less than 6 months.
Do you want to know my secret?
Let me tell you how I “discovered” my secret formula for ultra weight loss.
About 6 months ago, I was walking my exotic breed dog. Naturally, he had to go to the bathroom and I looked away to give him a little privacy to do his business.
When he was done, I turned around and begin to walk toward him… tripped on a root and fell FACE FIRST right into the middle of that heaping pile!
I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t so happy about the “face dive” that changed
everything. It was just before work and I had to go shower again to get rid of the stench.Only…
I JUST COULDN”T GET THE SMELL OUT OF MY NOSE!
Little did I know that this was the breakthrough I was looking for.
You see, due to the smell, I couldn’t eat anything all day and… since we all know that the overconsumption of food is the root of all weight gain… I had an idea.
So, I went around with a “baggy” the next day and followed Spooky around to collect my new “weight loss miracle”. Afterward, I zipped it up and carried it to work with me.
Do you know what?
Every time I got hungry… I just opened the baggy and took a whiff…
My appetite disappeared!
It was a miracle.
I started carrying my “baggy” everywhere with me. Soon enough, I figured out that if I placed a small amount in the crevice beneath my nose, I wouldn’t be hungry all day!
What a breakthrough!
Now, sometimes even that didn’t work and the hunger pains started to get pretty bad (this was around week 3) do you know what else I discovered?
If you take a little bit and roll it around in your mouth, even your WORST hunger pains disappear!
This is truly the next big thing.
The best thing is that I have “loads” of this stuff that I need to get rid of. You see, I don’t need as much as I thought for personal use because one baggy will last for 6 months.
So, here’s the deal, you can get your 6 month supply of my “SUPER-EXOTIC DOG POO” for only $99.
Not only that, but I’ll send you my users manual that shows you step-by-step the methods I used to achieve my amazing weight loss.
And, if you’re not completely satisfied… you can send the s*$% back to me for a complete refund.
Buy today.
Do you know what?
I really believe that if I wrote better copy for this… it would sell like nobody’s business. Seriously, if I didn’t actually call it “dog poo”…. whew, imagine the possibilities.
It’s exotic, it’s a breakthrough, and it guarantees weight loss. Plus, I’d never get busted by the FBI or the FDA because… who’s gonna admit that they bought and tried my “miracle” product.
But seriously though, if you really want to buy hoodia or any other “weight loss” supplement, I strongly implore you to give my product a go first. Here’s why:
1. You know me. I wouldn’t screw you by diluting the product. You’re guaranteed to get it straight from the source.
2. I have a high supply, therefore, the overall cost is lower for my product… for the same results.
3. Because this way, you are 100% certain that what you’ve purchased is straight s&%*. Why wonder anymore when you can know.
Otherwise, what to you think about my product?
Let me know…


























January 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
My high-tech abilities are limited. I’m still buildng my web page. Othr thn that, I love your offer. I wanted to buy,not for me, but for my obese friends, but you haven’t a link. It don’t say if you accpt Visa MC or AmX.
You gve me a good laugh.
Thanks.
Chico.
November 10th, 2009 at 2:27 am
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December 16th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Do you have an affiliate program??!!